The Unofficial, Unauthorized Story of How Star Wars Really Began – in Barstow, California, 1974. On Kindle for a low, low price!
A young boy in rural California dreams of getting out of his small town; his mother grows “herbs,” but young “Lucas” is sure there is a higher calling for him.
The most powerful man in town is Dr. Vader, head of the Barstow Republican Party, he’s a gynecologist/proctologist who swings through key parties, and may or may not have a number of illegitimate children in town. (Young Lucas may or may not be one of them.) He’s a constant embarrassment to his own daughter, “Princess,” who can’t wait to kick Barstow to the curb and get on to Vassar or Wellesley.
In the meantime, she’s dating (screwing) “Hansel,” a “plant” smuggler and junkyard mechanic who drives the “falcon” – a beat-up Chevy van. His co-pilot, “Chewey,” is a native American – an Aztec – bearded, tall, mumbling, wearing aviator goggles, and always eating “plants.” He’s difficult to understand…
How do their fates intertwine? Find out in: